Stopped at my Plaid Pantry (7-11) last night to buy some snacks...See a woman, almost on her knees, punk girl, black leather, tattoos, pins, boots, stockings & garters, standing rather rigid, struggling to pull a case of beer out of the cooler...*Hot*...Being the gentleman I am, I offer to help. She says, "Thanks! I'm bound and in a corset, so this is hard." Her boobs fall out, I maintain my composure and carry her case of beer to the counter. She then announces to the whole store: "I hate men!!! Except for YOU!" And she turns around and kisses me! I think I'm in love!
