You never know who's sitting next you on the bus out here

At first, I thought it was a woman with close-cropped hair.  But then I noticed the hairy legs - but out here, that could still be a woman.  I wasn't able to make a confirmation, so s/he will remain a mystery.  The City of Portland's health insurance will soon offer gender-reassignment surgery, like large local employers Nike, Google, Microsoft and IBM, so help is on the way!